Our
Mission

Carpe Diem! We exist to seize every opportunity we can from this wonderful planet and people, every single day. Join us in our conquest and let’s gorge on success.

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  • KORGON
    IS COMING

    Korgon is coming to your hometown to deliver its unique blend of opportunity and discipline. So be prepared, pretty soon you will be Korgon too.

  • PROUD
    PARTNERS

    Korgon wouldn’t be what it is today without our age-old partners, DIABOLICAL MACHINES. From cogs and conveyor belts, to microchips and Mammal Containment Units, DIABOLICAL MACHINES continue to faithfully service our every need, no questions asked.

  • FLOOB
    IN A TUBE!

    Say Hello to Floob in a Tube: Our award-winning Floob in the convenience of a tube! Enjoy a sense of calmness, a feeling of clarity and dare we say, a punch of virility.

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THE JEWEL
IN OUR
CROWN

It’s the wonder ingredient of the century. An award winning product with innumerable wellbeing benefits. Available in many forms, catering for a range of palettes and wallets.

Departments

EXECUTIVE

Our hushed, candlelit administrative quarters ensure Floob receives the appropriate level of veneration via sacred bureaucratic rituals.

LABORATORY

Floob's secret sauce is harvested organically from mammals (kept in humane and compassionate living quarters).

FACTORY

Our innovative manufacturing process injects 'playfulness' into the entire production line. No one handles Floob better than a Korgon worker having a good time.

MINING

We dig deep to reap the rarest reward. Our mines use the latest bleeding-edge methods to extract scarce minerals from the bowels of the earth.

LOGISTICS

The urgent and never-ending flow of Floob to the far corners of the Earth is a 24/7 operation, including public holidays.

EXECUTIVE

Our hushed, candlelit administrative quarters ensure Floob receives the appropriate level of veneration via sacred bureaucratic rituals.

LABORATORY

Floob's secret sauce is harvested organically from mammals (kept in humane and compassionate living quarters).

FACTORY

Our innovative manufacturing process injects 'playfulness' into the entire production line. No one handles Floob better than a Korgon worker having a good time.

MINING

We dig deep to reap the rarest reward. Our mines use the latest bleeding-edge methods to extract scarce minerals from the bowels of the earth.

LOGISTICS

The urgent and never-ending flow of Floob to the far corners of the Earth is a 24/7 operation, including public holidays.

  • “It’s like I am digging my own grave!”

    TOM FRACKING – SENIOR MINER

  • “MY CHILDHOOD DREAM WAS TO PULL A LEVER OR PUSH A BUTTON. FOREVER”

    JOHN SMITH – FACTORY WORKER

  • “I love my Korgon lab animals, they can sit through whatever scientific experiment I want to subject them to, and they always look so cute”

    ZOE Zoosadism – KORGON LAB WORKER

GET YOUR VERY
OWN WORKER
IN A BOX!

WORKER
IN A BOX

Ever wondered what it would feel like to be the CEO of your own mini business empire that specialises in gleeful exploitation of natural resources and human labour. Now you too can experience the heady feeling of power and control over the masses.

WELCOME
PACK

Create your own strictly regimented production line in which workers and machines work to a disciplined rhythm.

Pick up a copy of our “Worker in a Box” welcome pack and apply now over in our Discord channel, and you too can become the master of other people’s destinies.

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